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  • *CONGRATULATIONS* to Trevor Noah for finally showing what type of person he really is in his latest promo commercials for his so-called show. He tells us we should “ROAST CORONAVIRUS SO HARD” He states coronavirus you got so many zits it looks like your exfoliating with pizza crust. Then. The coronavirus starts to cry and Trevor feels sorry for what he said to the coronavirus and says “ AHH, I FEEL BAD NOW” Unfortunately, this is not comedy. This is exactly how Trevor really feels about a Covid Virus that has Led to the following. *HE FEELS BAD ABOUT OFFENDING CORONAVIRUS WITH THE BELOW ATROCITIES THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR FAMILIES* A dramatic loss of human life worldwide. The economic and social disruption caused by the pandemic is devastating: tens of millions of people are at risk of falling into extreme poverty. The pandemic has decimated jobs and placed millions of livelihoods at risk. Nearly half of the world’s 3.3 billion global workforce are at risk of losing their livelihoods No income means no food. Border closures, trade restrictions and confinement measures have disrupted domestic and international food supply chains in which we all suffer. PLEASE WAKE UP AMERICA People like this who have a voice to millions of people worldwide should not have the ability to continue to have a platform as the LATE SHOW to spew his one-sided agenda to the masses. Trevor. As well as many other public figures in similar positions need to be held accountable for their one sided globalist views based on their beliefs and not be so closed minded that there are others who believe differently and that’s ok. That’s why we live in AMERICA and have law and a CONSTITUTION that our country was founded upon. Fortunately for Trevor. Since he is such a beloved character for the globalist agenda his past exploits were quickly squashed by the globalist in which he works for within BIG MEDIA. NOTE: A lot of people have not seen the real Trevor and have not forgot his past. Its funny that in such a CANCEL CULTURE we live in now he wasn’t cancelled long ago for his supposed offensive/hateful comments which were much more offensive than the majority of the unfortunate cancelled individuals of today. WHICH, by the way means anyone who speaks derogatory towards the left and their agenda who does not agree to their personal opinions. If you do. You are deemed a liar, conspiracy theorist, white supremacist or domestic terrorist. His show is supposed to be an Award-winning program that examines the day's biggest news stories in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more. That description is the furthest from the truth. The show is simply about a puppet who is would be clinically deemed Self-Absorbed. Remember folks TREVOR SAYS YOU MUST TRUST SCIENCE. So, here is the clinical description of a Self-Absorbed person which is simply another term for a narcissistic personality. They are always on the defensive. They do not see the world from another person’s eyes. Anyone who opposes his views. They don’t see the big picture. A self-absorbed person thinks the world is just about them. They are imposing. They always think they are superior to others. They are so consumed by their own world and self-image They are extremely opinionated. They hide their insecurities behind a cloak of success. They devalue others. Constructive criticism is okay, but self-absorbed people always take criticism too far and use it as a weapon to allow them to devalue others. They can be arrogant. This is because they feel they are so important and better than every other person. A self-absorbed person can often be egotistical. They hide who they are. coming across as pretentious They are extremely selfish. They think they are great and the world out there is wrong. The previous is just one persons opinion as allowed for by the the Bill of Rights which are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. It spells out Americans' rights in relation to our government. It guarantees civil rights and liberties to the individual-like freedom of speech, press, and religion. NOTE: These rights should not be compromised no matter left or right when given a platform to promote ones-self and their personal beliefs. All issues should be equally presented and considered by all parties involved and not be suppressed/withheld as they are in todays society.

  • Wow it's almost like he was responsible for the death of 15000 old folks....

  • So, gringos are always telling us to "go back home"... interesting how some willingly come to... you know, avoid stuff 🤣

  • This should kill any bid for a higher office, please.

  • But Cruz insisted that Mexico was going to pay for his trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This should be in the title sequence for every narcos sequel and spin off going forward.

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  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! WHAT A JOKE!!!!!! EVERY POLITICIAN IS A JOKE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • They also left their dog alone in their house. Nice.

  • *S* *H* *A* *M* *E*

  • I honestly think ted cruz is worse then trump.

  • Watch. He'll still get reelected. Texans are just that stupid.

  • I really loved his excuse. Like the plane ride would be the dangerous part--once the kids get to Mexico, just dump them anywhere and you don't give a crap what happens to them.

  • I already knew he was a ass hole this confirmed it

  • Hon'ble THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH, Please save Bangladesh Democracy. #DhakaMafia

  • And these are the people that somehow got voted into office, they are all criminals.

  • Rafael Cruz should do ads for tropical getaways.

  • So brilliant! Thank you!

  • The ironic thing about this situation is he voted for the wall to keep the Mexicans out of the United States. However when something devastating happened here in the United States the 1at place he goes is Mexico. SMH

  • Lucky he is not the POTUS.

  • Cruz caught in Cancun implementing Biden's new Immigration Policy (bring illegals to US to wait for court date, vaccine, free college and citizenship). Must be at least a family of 8 in that suitcase. LOL

  • He is so fat

  • And the constituents of his district will vote him in office yet again.

  • I’m thinking: why do the Republicans need a Wall with Mexico, if they fly there anyway to avoid fulfilling their duties, which accumulate and accumulate, but for which those who elected them pay.

  • Maybe he doesn't know but Cancun is in Mexico.

  • Ask ma vive v j n. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I do not like ted cruz... but to be fair, as we should always be, his role is legislative and in Washington

  • But this is who is over a state r should I say territory .

  • This man deserves all the blames, we shall always reminds the Texan about their votes 🗳

  • Hilarious

  • As a right wing liberal who is pro life choices, I approve this powerpoint with my flashlight pointer. Bad Yesterday, hello.

  • Reminder: you base your reality and world view on the opinions of a comedian who is a South African citizen but South Africa was not good enough for him so he abandoned his country and moved to USA but also hates USA lol. What an inspiring story of opportunism and lack of loyalty.

  • Reminder: Trevor Noah is not a US Citizen. He is a foreign agent meddling in US elections.

  • #flyingted

  • Just remember, no politician is your friend. This country has ensured that this is a rule that will endanger your political position regardless if side or belief.

  • There is no travel band to stay warm.

  • Didn't Nero pull the same stunt as Rome burned?

  • He should've just stayed and owned up to what a horrible, soulless person he is

  • R E S I G N! * TED CRUZ* R E S I G N!

  • Why does he have to tuck his shirt in like he's a stud? His stomach is larger than my whole body.

  • Seems like Ted should resign and spend more time with his children

  • R.I.P American tax payers

  • Mariachi music is not traditional in Cancun, Next time try some Marimba !!

  • I live in Texas and I'm one of his constituents (unfortunately). I send him an email on his taxpayer funded,official government website and apparently said some things about his character and lack of integrity (and a spine) that hurt his delicate feelings..now,I'm blocked. I tried apologizing to him by calling him a liar,I called his wife ugly and accused his dead father of being a Presidential assassin...even that didn't work. ..who knew his ego was that fragile?

  • As far as I'm concerned, Ted Cruz didn't ever have to come back.

  • Wow...I think we all would like to hop on a plane and go to a warm place to vacation. How nice to bring your daughters into your crazy explanation! I bet this dude doesn't even speak decent Spanish to the locals in Cancun. Mexico is one of the countries we should not be traveling to anyway, because of COVID-19, right? Meanwhile, Ted's constituents are starving, freezing, thirsting, and DYING back in the Lone Star State. You know what you gotta do now; when his re-election comes up...VOTE HIM OUT.

  • LYING “Ted” Cruz... I can’t believe I agree with 45 🤫

  • Did the people of Texas actually think he was in office to be a servant of the people? Silly Plebs.

  • Mullet? Check, Beer Gut? Check, Lone Star Mask for easy I.D. Check. Off to sunny Cancun, call me when the heat works again.

  • I guess being a good dad is a bad thing to the demarcates, Maybe they all have daddy issues and don't know what a good dad is

  • Thank you.

  • ... they say he was just going down to buy some of those colorful blankets & some Tex-Mex takeout to bring back to his constituents, to help them warm up!!

  • Who the bigger dumbass; him or voters who want to re-elect him?

  • Ted is nutin, I would blame my kids...that I don't have, if in he's shoes right now

  • how did Cruz get elected to House of Senates in the first place?! This is Crazy!

  • He had time to pack all the Free Towels from the bathrooms to take home to Texas

  • for a guy who's too chicken shit and spineless to defend his wife from an attack, are we really surprised that he threw his daughters under the bus? #🙄

  • *Do you think Mexico is secretly regretting not paying for a wall now?* 😂😭

  • The hypocrisy is appalling! Let's not forget his treason too. Ted Kruz, Hawley, McCarty and so many more...

  • Trevor is magnificent in making advertisements

  • Yes take your family out of harms way, f the people you represent.

  • In Ted's defense, He didn't even know Texas was in trouble.

  • Ted Rafael Cruz is a real Republican. His conduct and his actions are Republican at the core. If you vote for him and expect sympathy, care and leadership the you are the problem, not him

  • i love this show LOL

  • "Cancun...wtf were you thinking"🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!

  • Politians. Like the major of LA closing all wineries but his 🤣

  • Did Raphaël Cruz aka teddy take his bitch with him Or did he leave her home in the backyard so she doesn’t piss all over the new carpet

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  • Go GOP: Wooow they FREEEEZE HE SLEEAAZZZZE!!!!!!!

  • Ted Cruz is about as disgraceful a politician as it gets. Texan's are suffering from a massive failure of their electrical grid due to decisions by inept politicians and Teddie jets off the Cancun. So much for saving a little money by neglecting to winterize power plants and wind turbines and trying to go it alone by isolating the state from a multi state grid system like every other state. I hope voters remember this.

  • What climate change?

  • Honestly someone send this to him I want to be there to see his face like Wth!?

  • This is the whole problem with the new-style Republicans. They define bad as 'looking bad'. Don't they understand some things just ARE bad. Wrong. Improper. Immoral, WRONG.

  • Cruz neither talks the talk nor walks the walk. Another phoney Texas politician !

  • If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught on a plane If your not into freezin' If democracy is lame If you like makin' coups at midnight When the news is all fake I'm the Cruz that you've looked for Vote for me, I'll escape.

  • And his stupid ass still had that mask on?

  • TDS yall some savages XD

  • Steve of staff

  • How did Cruz get past THE WALLLLLLLLLL???

  • they're all trying to be drumpf, thank god not succeeding!

  • "what the f*** were you thinking" hey, that's the point - you have to ... think

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  • "Cancún - What the f**k were you thinking?" You're asking Ted what he was thinking? Ted is incapable of thinking, just like all of the Lone Star Numb Skulls who continually vote for him.

  • Taking refuge from adverse and life threatening conditions, does that make them Refugees.

  • STUPID TED

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  • Is ted cruz using Trump's personal trainer too? Body by Mc super size me.

  • You can't trust any politician in this country.

    • Maybe, but some are clearly better than others. And I don't mean that in just a partisan sort of way.

  • Texans, remember what this human-shaped demon did when you were suffering!

  • So shameless, so unsurprising. Never underestimate how low Ted Cruz could go on the scale of human decency or the lack of it.

  • I'm pretty sure it was his idea about going to Cancun than blaming his children ....what a man.

  • Haha a 4hr vacation..Not 😅

  • Cruz was bringing the water back for Texans!

  • Wearing a Texas flag as a mask is a slap in the face.

  • Of course he fled to Cancun. AOC singlehandedly destroyed the Texas power grid so he reasonably assumed she'd be coming for him next.

  • These conservatives love Mexico!!

  • Turn up volume on your posts

  • Love the Hong Kong taxi stock footage at 0:09! F**K CHINA!

    • the fuck?

  • This is the same guy who thought that promoting an insurrection was good politics... He's supposedly book smart... Maybe. Maybe not. But this dude surely doesn't have an ounce of common sense!