If you're a billionaire, act like one

Birt 11 júl 2021


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  • You're a millionaire.

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

  • Elephants are not bothered by the opinion of an ant.

  • I wonder if he does say to himself "I'm a millionaire"

  • My Affirmation! 💰✌🏆🎉

  • I'm a billionaire that can't get a hug if I paid a billion dollars yes I'm complaining, I'd be breaking the law and my president is tough 😜😷

  • This is why i respect kanye

  • 20s ad to watch a 40s video.. ISmem is really playing with us

  • Had to go through two non skippable ads for this👌

  • When he said "In a billionaire", he kinda sounded like Cardi B

  • He just described Singapore billionaires

  • Saw a 20 second ad for a 40 second video

  • It takes Trevor 15-20 sec to get me Laugh my lungs out

  • what billionaires are crying except for trump?

  • Paid your fair share too

  • I don't think being rich means being even happy, in America everyone wants to be rich am I correct?? Here in India we don't believe that concept that much I have a simple philosophy in life "happiness is much more important than some brown filthy paperwork"-

    • @10C 41 SHREYAS ROY though happiness is not just being rich but being rich is also a part of your happiness

    • The same study also concluded that people who had been involved in doing enjoyment activities like going to the park and watching a movie, helping other's needs and giving assistance showed increase of neurotransmitter levels indincating a sharp increase in happiness while those participants of group A who spent their money just to themselves were the most depressed of all. I explained with proof still don't believe it? Well then you are under the spell of your ego to be correct, not under your conscience

  • Those billions were not 'self made'... they were earned on the backs of under paid workers, using public resources & infrastructure funded by taxes they refuse to pay and protected by laws they paid to have passed. America needs to Fix up and Look sharp!

  • 😹 Someone get a yonaire-meter for Trevor. I bet he's a billionaire himself.

  • I will not watch your videos anymore Trevor. FIX THE AUDIO PLEASE. Voice too low, music and footage too loud, I have to keep volume up and down at different times in all your videos.

  • We got billionaires trying to take over America. Thanks Kochs and Mercers.

  • Who owns the daily show? Who owns comedy central?

  • Billionarism is hard here. Billionaires are humans too. Very sad.

  • More 🐂💩 from this so called journalist.

  • In 3 years time or less we'll have to update this to trillionaire.

  • We all know, its got posted, because the billionaires started the race for commercial space flights^^ 2Days ago Brandson, in two weeks Jeff Bezos and in the end of the year something with elon musk. Btw. Brandson said, they will give Trump a flight to the mars, hope he was not joking. He said it in 2017, lets see, that would be fun : D

  • If being a billionaire is so hard then give away your billions. Problem solved.

  • I remember that interview. The *_real_* reason for those tears, was for the death of his inner child, when he became the person he is today, who scrounges money above all else, to the detriment of the world, and became totally dead inside.

  • Seriously, if you can't handle the supposed "pressure" of being a billionaire, go back to being a _millionaire._ I mean the average millionaire _already_ has more money than I'm _ever_ going to see in my entire life. The average billionaire has a _thousand times that!_ Stop complaining about taxes that _might_ make you _less_ of a billionaire than you might otherwise be! "You know, the richer we get, the more problems we face." I don't see this compelling you to stop trying to get _richer!_

  • Right? But yet when someone who probably won't even have 1 million in their life say anything against it then everyone just tells them to stop whining and just work harder.

  • I can watch this all day😂😂

  • send this to Hollywood everytime someone gives a political speech during the Oscars.

  • They just play the sympathy card in public. Everywhere else they are like that..

  • Wait is Trevor back on the stage???

  • Billionaires have more excuses than their entire worth.

  • Can you say the same thing for celebrities too?

  • Talking about 2 hollywood royals there 😢 when all of her accusations are proven invalid. Cutting her family and her husband’s family.

  • pointing at your hired staff. that's acting like a billionaire

  • Tell that to Batman, all sad and stuff that his parents died. But like he’s rich.

    • Batman has a reason to be sad beyond "they made me pay taxes".

    • I'm sure batman wouldn't complain if he had to pay more taxes if it helped gotham.

  • I am poor and I act like one, what a role model.

  • Wealth was gained more by merit, you know how to defend yourself. When someone is attacking the person instead of policy, we can learn a fair bit about the person. Who knows, it's may work wonders for the current willing ignorants.

  • You've been warned, numerous times to cease clogging up your subscribers' subscription feeds with these irrelevant, cruddy "shorts" videos. They're not wanted. You've just lost a subscriber.

    • He just gained a new one.

    • Let me play the smallest violin for you. Oh wait, I don't care enough to do so^^

  • Trevor... Iam going to design a Jacket/Hoodie for you. I miss the laid back chill hair on your head. 😀👍🏼 Best wishes 2U 😎✌

  • I like Trevor for the most part but remember during the DNC primaries he openly sided with his "billionaire friends". Funny you bash them now but when it comes to picking a leader you back their candidates and attack progressives, etc. You love that billionaires paycheck. Just saying.

  • like i tell people “even in trouble, composure and elegance should be maintained always.”

  • Billion is just a number. Can't take it to the grave, can you.

    • But you can pass it on to your children, effectively taking it out of the system, making it worse for others^^

  • Hot take: scrooge mcduck was the best billionaire

    • No he's not... Scrooge was a trillionaire get your facts right liberal

  • A fading autumn, yellow leaves fall all over the yard

  • Abolish Billionaires!!

  • 🎵 Vincerò, Vincerò 🎵🏆🏆⚽⚽⚽ ITALIA 💪 did I not say? 😃😃

  • But Trevor is a millionaire so...not trying to dis him by the way.

  • Also, if you're a billionaire, PAY YOUR FREAKIN' TAXES LIKE THE REST OF US HAVE TO! 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @The One Above All that is such a selfish statement. Do you think the same about volunteers?

    • @The One Above All By no means am I suggesting that anyone should be paying more taxes than are due; that would be ridiculous.

    • It's sad that I make 40k a year and my tax rate is higher than those poor picked on people.

    • If you pay more taxes than what is required by the law...you are not a standard of morality...you are a sucker and a loser....there is no pride in not using the tax laws to your advantage

    • Facts

  • okay, but are they a billionaire though? why won't you give us a straight answer on that?

  • Having enough does solve many problems 🌞

    • But having more then enough creates new problems.

  • Go all Mansa Musa; have a parade across the country throwing gold at people.

  • Pow pow? Trevor Noah is so anti gun it’s hilarious he uses that for a reference

  • And not one of them has become batman.

  • trevor i must say i agree to everything u say:)

  • Life is so hard and dissatisfied for the rich 🤣🤣🤣…

  • If I got a dollar everyime someone complained about billionaires, I'd be a billionaire... and would need to be given a free haircut on a guillotine along with the rest of the billionaires

  • Trevor discriminating against the differently rich ... SAD!

  • I COMPLETELY agree. There's a reason TYT has their "when rich men cry" segment

    • You mean... The company owned by a millionaire?

    • @Doreen Obasogie 👍👍

    • @Harold S Okay. Thanks 👋

    • @Doreen Obasogie TYT (The Young Turks)

    • What's TYT?

  • billionaire why do they need to act

  • There never satisfied on what they have and oppress the poor man said Jesus !!

  • True or not, that's a point in favor of Trump. Dude goes around "yeah I got cheddar, look at my gold toilet" instead of pretending to be a poor victim (only about money tho).

    • ​@The One Above All 1.) have you even read the complete article? It shows that Trump has a long history of misleading, lying to Forbes and that their numbers of him were not correct. He might have been very rich at times, but not a BILLIONAIRE. 2.) The article is from the Forbes guy who ranked him back then. In you comment you call Forbes a credible source, suddenly the very same guy is not a credible source anymore? 3.) the article shows proof but of course you ignore that. 4.) And talking about bias: I don't give a flying f**k if Trump is a real Billionaire or not. That doesn't make him a better human being! But he just isn't one.

    • @mori1bund and even worse...your source is the Washington post which is owned by Jeff bezos who is known to absolutely hate trump because he said Amazon was a monopoly and wanted them to pay more taxes...so it's the most biased source you could have found and because it's am 'alleged' piece, the whole thing can be a lie and they are still gonna be immune legally

    • So...you are saying that because trump inflated his assets in 1984 to get on the list his wealth didn't grow any more for the next 3 decades?!🤣 And Forbes continuously listed him as a billionaire since 2000's....so according to you they were fooled every single year for 20+ years...cmon man your bias is worse than those Qanon believers🤦

    • @The One Above All Forbes? You mean that Forbes that Trump tricked repeatedly and lies about his wealth? Oh I'm so sorry to burst your bubble... www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/trump-lied-to-me-about-his-wealth-to-get-onto-the-forbes-400-here-are-the-tapes/2018/04/20/ac762b08-4287-11e8-8569-26fda6b404c7_story.html 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😁😁

    • @mori1bund man...you must know more than Forbes which ranks all the billionaires in the world....I totally believe you 🤦😂

  • Lol, the hypocrisy of Trevor tho, he will say this then complains bout how oppressed he is 🤡

    • When he will complain, please post a link here.

  • I think the 17 down votes are all billionaires.

  • The fact that people believe money will make them happy 🤣

    • Have you ever noticed that the people who say money won't make you happy....don't have any?🤣

  • Says a black centimillionaire who always complains that America is systematically racist, says that wealth should be more evenly distributed while he earns 16 mil every year....the hypocrisy is unbearable at this point!

    • Please compare the numbers mate. How many black millionaires and billionaires are in America and how many white. And just because a black person can have success does not mean oppression does not exist. Just like having ONE black president doesn't make the state not racist. How many white presidents were there? How many women? Systematic oppression, racism, sexism, etc is not "solved" by pointing at the few that made it nonetheless and saying "see, it's fixed". But if you want to argue on that level, fine: how many times can you fit trevor income and net worth into bezos and musks again?^^

    • @The One Above All I mean, Trevor is simply making a joke. Jokes are meant to lighten the air and not breeding aspersions.

    • @Valentina Amina Onohwo you mean billionaires don't? (Self made ones at least?)

    • Jealousy jealousy!!!! He works hard for his money.

    • Jealousy jealousy!!!! He works hard for his money.

  • He's basically just saying "billionaire" pandering to his socialist audience

  • If I made a dollar everytime he said "billionaire" I'd be making money in a really strange way

  • It’s just not the same if it isn’t coming from a 9 foot fro😢

    • He can't wear the big fro, that helped his success, because now he lives in a Millionaire's Mansion in a area of only Rich White People.

  • Should of taken it deeper...

    • Giggity

  • Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh 🤴🚀🌍😑

  • Billionaires are like the highest form of Karenism by far

    • @sukanya biswas they probably follow the same rule as videos they don't want to show you dislikes because.... Actually I don't know why they took away the dislikes in my opinion I guess to rectify bullying I suppose so they wouldn't see that or maybe to prevent lower self-esteem. I'm inclined to think it's the first one

    • @sukanya biswas why, are you going for a _dislike_ record on your comment?

    • why don't dislikes show on a comment dang it

  • Don't know what to say or think.

  • Can't hate those who built their own wealth

    • @Ray Bin Not everyone can. Should we just end the ones who don't become billionaires?

    • It's the ones who didn't "build" that are bothersome. 😏

    • Thats the problem with people like you....you can't hoard money, money is created by the government out of thin air.... there is not a limited amount of money available...it's literally infinite....people doing well for themselves has absolutely nothing to do with others being poorly

    • It should be illegal to be a billionaire in a world with so much suffering and poverty. It is certainly immoral.

  • Donald Trump always pride himself as being the richest person ever and sue anyone who dare to research his actual worth or placed him lower... Yet he serve cheap McDonald's fast food at the white house and acted like it was fine cuisine.

    • @Thomas el it was also because he shut down the govt. and no one but Mickie D’s was going to feed him

    • He didn't act like it was fine cuisine, he got it and even stated it was because it wasn't an official meeting with a politician or anything, just some overpaid basketball players

  • There is no violin small enough in this world to play for them

  • a billionaire "pow pow"ed himself into space today. thumbs up for kinda sorta thinking that if he doesn't come back, it will prove that money can't buy everything.

    • @Adam Banerjee and what about you bro ??? Are you a billionaire . Let me clear the things up , people hate Jeff Bezos not because he is very rich but because he is accused for not giving the proper salary for Amazon employees and many of em have protested for their salaries too and when he was about to go to space he said that the money for his space travel has came from the salaries of Amazon employees and he also thanked his employees

    • That's why you aren't a billionaire and never going to be one.

    • @Joe R M it was predetermined from a long time ago....and if you think he cheated...do it yourself the right way! Oh wait...you can barely take care of your family 😂🤣🤦

    • @Nucular Robit because billionaire are the innovators and job creators of the world... and without them there is no one strong enough to keep the govt in check

    • I'm curious, how much CO2 emission did those 4 minutes in "space" cost the planet?

  • In the immortal words of Rick James “FYCN!”

    • "Yeah, 'cause he could buy another one!"

  • No, let them cry. Billionaire tears add some sweet flavor when we eat the rich

    • Tears are salty though

    • 😝ewwww

    • Trust me...the rich won't get eaten...it's the poor who will be eating themselves

    • 🤣

    • that sounds like cannibalism with extra steps

  • Billionaire didn't make u rich in grave 1 day , Allahuakbar 🤲🏻

  • those people have the worst emotional issues and rich people get hurt easily(those who grew up rich)

    • @João Franco in a nutshell

    • Would you say that they are snowflakes?

  • Said the millionaire

    • Millionaires are different to billionaires

    • Centimillionaire*

    • A millionaire who isn't whining about his wealth or crying about taxes.

  • Trevor Noah bought a Millionaire's Mansion in a area that is only Rich White people.... Hypocrisy of Trevor Noah !

    • @Weird Brit You just now pointing your finger at me says more about you than me.

    • @sumerbc if you point your finger at someone else, you always say more about yourself than about that person.

    • @Lennart Wilde Quit Trevorsplaining man... it's disgusting...

    • @The One Above All I get that you learned your first new word since third grade; but there is no need to spam it in every single reply.

    • @Chloe Key he totally is, he cries about how oppressed him and those like him are

  • FACT

  • Haha but for real though!!!! Don’t be crying in your million dollar house and expect anyone to care lol

  • There’s no one more entitled then billionaires

    • Many of the billionaires are very humble.

    • I get a kick out of people who rant against the establishment and the billionaires and then believe the propaganda of the establishment billionaire owned media which supported Biden and Hillary while slandering Trump.

    • @Mass Debater so because they don't have to worry about money, their feelings don't matter?

    • @NovaMOUFA i agree, there are much problem that money couldn't fix..

    • @NovaMOUFA Yes but billionaires have one less problem than the vast majority of everyone. And if everyone else had just a mere fraction of what they have, they'd have far less problems too.

  • Kabaaam !!! He is so funny...I should have him on my channel 🤭💗💗💗💗

  • True🔥🔥🇰🇪🤠

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