Trump’s Acquittal, McConnell’s BS Excuse & MAGA’s Celebrations | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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President Trump is acquitted 57-43 in the most bipartisan impeachment vote ever, Mitch McConnell concedes that Trump is guilty but says it’s up to the criminal justice system to take care of him, and team Trump can’t help but gloat. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Impeachment
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  • The Republican party needs a spring cleaning-what a bunch of cowards.

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  • Facts Matter Too

  • Anyone remember when the Daily Show had talent and was funny?

  • His lips aren't moving at all like what is going on here

  • Where to buy those?

  • Glad the acquittal tore your bloomers Noah-count. I’m mad you’re too ashamed to wear your fist-handled Afro pick in support of Caramel Power.

  • *CONGRATULATIONS* to Trevor Noah for finally showing what type of person he really is in his latest promo commercials for his so-called show. He tells us we should “ROAST CORONAVIRUS SO HARD” He states coronavirus you got so many zits it looks like your exfoliating with pizza crust. Then. The coronavirus starts to cry and Trevor feels sorry for what he said to the coronavirus and says “ AHH, I FEEL BAD NOW” Unfortunately, this is not comedy. This is exactly how Trevor really feels about a Covid Virus that has Led to the following. *HE FEELS BAD ABOUT OFFENDING CORONAVIRUS WITH THE BELOW ATROCITIES THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR FAMILIES* A dramatic loss of human life worldwide. The economic and social disruption caused by the pandemic is devastating: tens of millions of people are at risk of falling into extreme poverty. The pandemic has decimated jobs and placed millions of livelihoods at risk. Nearly half of the world’s 3.3 billion global workforce are at risk of losing their livelihoods No income means no food. Border closures, trade restrictions and confinement measures have disrupted domestic and international food supply chains in which we all suffer. PLEASE WAKE UP AMERICA People like this who have a voice to millions of people worldwide should not have the ability to continue to have a platform as the LATE SHOW to spew his one-sided agenda to the masses. Trevor. As well as many other public figures in similar positions need to be held accountable for their one sided globalist views based on their beliefs and not be so closed minded that there are others who believe differently and that’s ok. That’s why we live in AMERICA and have law and a CONSTITUTION that our country was founded upon. Fortunately for Trevor. Since he is such a beloved character for the globalist agenda his past exploits were quickly squashed by the globalist in which he works for within BIG MEDIA. NOTE: A lot of people have not seen the real Trevor and have not forgot his past. Its funny that in such a CANCEL CULTURE we live in now he wasn’t cancelled long ago for his supposed offensive/hateful comments which were much more offensive than the majority of the unfortunate cancelled individuals of today. WHICH, by the way means anyone who speaks derogatory towards the left and their agenda who does not agree to their personal opinions. If you do. You are deemed a liar, conspiracy theorist, white supremacist or domestic terrorist. His show is supposed to be an Award-winning program that examines the day's biggest news stories in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more. That description is the furthest from the truth. The show is simply about a puppet who is would be clinically deemed Self-Absorbed. Remember folks TREVOR SAYS YOU MUST TRUST SCIENCE. So, here is the clinical description of a Self-Absorbed person which is simply another term for a narcissistic personality. They are always on the defensive. They do not see the world from another person’s eyes. Anyone who opposes his views. They don’t see the big picture. A self-absorbed person thinks the world is just about them. They are imposing. They always think they are superior to others. They are so consumed by their own world and self-image They are extremely opinionated. They hide their insecurities behind a cloak of success. They devalue others. Constructive criticism is okay, but self-absorbed people always take criticism too far and use it as a weapon to allow them to devalue others. They can be arrogant. This is because they feel they are so important and better than every other person. A self-absorbed person can often be egotistical. They hide who they are. coming across as pretentious They are extremely selfish. They think they are great and the world out there is wrong. The previous is just one persons opinion as allowed for by the the Bill of Rights which are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. It spells out Americans' rights in relation to our government. It guarantees civil rights and liberties to the individual-like freedom of speech, press, and religion. NOTE: These rights should not be compromised no matter left or right when given a platform to promote ones-self and their personal beliefs. All issues should be equally presented and considered by all parties involved and not be suppressed/withheld as they are in todays society.

  • People listen to this crap?

  • If you can’t recognise bullshit when it falls out of a rich mans mouth then you will be forever triggered by clowns like this🙌🏽🤣🙌🏽

  • So in other words the far left learned that you cant impeach private citizens.. *Take the lesson*

  • Yeah Trump 2024

  • Now you can take that impeachment and shove it up your rear end.

  • Cops can pick people off the streets and put them in jail for nothing but somehow the government can’t charge trump with shit even when they admit he’s responsible.. what a joke lol

  • How is Trevor Noah going to survive without Trump? He’s not gonna have anything to talk about

  • Not gonna talk about the doctored evidence?

  • You full of hatred and mockery, i lost all respect for you dude.

  • Sham trial. If they found Trump guilty, that would set precedent to go after past presidents

  • Y’all need to watch the actual trial. Y’all are just watching edited fake news

  • Your extremely unfunny. He got aquitted twice what does this say about you liberals? Trump 2024

  • In today's America, cops kill Black people, especially Black males, for a job promotion or a paid vacation!!! In today's America, a draft dodger can incite dumbasses and half-wits to overthrow the government!!! In today's America, people freeze to death because of a broken, state run power grid system!!! In today's America, religious/church leaders become involved in party politics, and still want to be tax exempt!!!! In today's America, an elected official hightails it out of town, without the family's dog, when the going gets tough!!!! In today's America, lies go unchallenged, politicians put party before country, and children are thrown into cages!!!!!

  • Trump :cleared of all charges My depression and anxiety: Heyyyyyy so lets get down to business

  • He ran off $15 min wage - bullshit Ran off unity - bullshit Would put an end to covid - bullshit IMMEDIATE covid RELIEF - bullshit $2k stimulus checks - bullshit $10k student forgiveness - bullshit

  • *The Antichrist 666 is Donald Trump* They're putting his son-in-law Jared and Macron to divert people's attention. Trump is a top strategist. And about his peace deal, he was so smart that he didn't want to talk about 7 years because it would be too obvious. Then he will leave to give the last card of his plan making the 7-year agreement with many more ahead. For now, he goes on doing it one by one. Trump is the most influential and powerful guy in the world. Antichrist Trump united with Islamic countries will be indestructible. They will have the power to manipulate and pursue anyone who does not accept the Mark. It is obvious that the Antichrist is someone who calls himself a Christian. He comes to deceive even the very elect if possible. Trump is a fake Christian and IS ALREADY PRETENDING TO BE THE ANOINTED (CHRIST). Soon the Antichrist 666 Trump will reveal himself. "Now we beseech you, brethren, BY THE COMING OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST and by our gathering together unto Him, that ye be not soon shaken in mind or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as if from us that the Day of Christ is at hand. Let no man deceive you by any means, FOR THAT DAY SHALL NOT COME, UNLESS THERE COME A FALLING AWAY FIRST, AND THAT MAN OF SIN BE REVEALED, THE SON OF PERDITION, who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, SO THAT HE SITTETH AS GOD IN THE TEMPLE OF GOD, SHOWING HIMSELF TO BE GOD." 2 Thessalonians 2:1-4

  • The GOP doesn’t love Trump...they’re just worried about losing voters in the future.

  • 2 TIME IMPEACHMENT CHAMP LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This guy is a clown without makeup

  • These shows are actually better than Trevor's live studio shows were. I hope they can keep this format when they return with a live audience.

  • Comment for the algorithm

  • You lost

  • Well put Trevor keep up the good work brother

  • I don’t understand why trump can’t be judged by an independent judge and court? I mean what kind of judicial system is this?

  • Trevor Noah is so anti American, needs to just shut his mouth.

  • Blah blah blah.

  • Reminder: you base your reality and world view on the opinions of a comedian who is a South African citizen but South Africa was not good enough for him so he abandoned his country and moved to USA but also hates USA lol. What an inspiring story of opportunism and lack of loyalty.

  • Reminder: Trevor Noah is not a US Citizen. He is a foreign agent meddling in US elections.

  • “Just follow the money” and you will find the mastermind behind all this dilution. These Democrats and the media, big tech. They are all being used for the elites. The agenda they have may not be in your best interest. That’s why they were so aggressive to Trump. He was a major hurdle in their agenda. I remember when people admired Trump. Media is a powerful weapon. Great for manipulating uneducated people. Just like what Mao did with the Chinese. Brought communist ideology to millions of uneducated farmers, abolished schools, vilified intellectuals and the controlled media with propaganda. Look how miserable they are. Sounds a lot like what’s happening in America right now. Woke extreme left ideology, vilifying people with different ideologies, closing down schools and controlling major news media. You Americans will be the same.

  • Nice fro bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • 😬😬😭😭😭😢 but orange man is so.. so.. mean ..don't talk about biden literally defending commie Chi na (100 million deaths..) but trump so mean let's impeach him with exposed 🤣doctored evidence....disgusting demrats indeed...and you sheeple swallow anything? go check out reruns of biden latest Town hall disaster .

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  • What a shameful action against Trump Shame to hateful dems

  • It was to be expected! Trevor never seen you in an Afro before!

  • 😂😭😂😭😂😭🛩🛩🛩🛩

  • I really do not like this guy. He bashes Americans for singing our national anthem at sporting events. He says we shouldn't sing it at every game. It's been done for many years and it's done to show pride for our country. If the fool can't understand this he should move on.

  • Will be wild 😂

  • They will wither and fade.

  • But but but... I THOUGHT CNN SAID HE WAS IM IM IM IMPEACHEDD😭😭😭

  • AOC - “making people feel uncomfortable in their homes is part of protesting” ... that’s cool though...

  • Your an idiot. I don't know why I keep stumbling on to these stupid shorts.

  • I’m watching the episode of him trying to bash tucker Carlson... quite funny. Interesting how they were making fun of all his Caucasian heritage names.. imagine doing that to Kamala Harris.. wouldn’t that be racist? Unbelievable how much bullshit this little boy spits out, I would say stick to stand up but it was awful.

  • Another low IQ person

  • Your hair looks like a spong.

  • trump 2020 make America suck

  • The GOP are a bunch of cowards.

  • From a country with most of it's inhabitants believing in god and magic, this Micky Mouse court was a waste of time, although trump the tramp will never get back in the White House, the racist windbag is left to run riot for which you will be punished for

    • And Biden Drops the N Word on Live TV and He's not Racist !!!

  • If the majority of everyone hates him he won’t win the next election right? So what’s the issue

  • Trump 2024? Wtf!! All these American's for years going to university. Studying politics etc. and yet trump was chosen 2016. If he gets another chance shows you it's about popularity before brains.. Trump was never going to be found guilty. G.w. bush senior and jr were shady as. Wish Americans had that hate and passion towards g w bush, like they did with trump.

  • Some federal court judges are CORRUPT!!!

  • It's ALWAYS "Hoodie Weather" Trevor LOL 💜

  • How was Trump being found not guilty his fault. The asses who voted not guilty is at fault here

  • don't know how anyone thinks your funny. you flop more then a fish out of water.

  • Wake up ppl.this is babylon.this country is over.

  • Suck it up, Bill de Blasio. You're a big boy now.

  • Trevor don't be like the rest of the American mainstream media bro. Why aren't you saying a thing about the fact that these people doctored evidence?. Trump might be a bad guy but these other guys are even worse. No morals and no ethics at all just a bunch of liars.

  • 😂😂😂 the french impressions

  • SHAMEFUL beyond reason! .... just shows, that Money is above the LAW! all the Capitol Rioters are getting punished, but their Führer can walk free. .......SHAME SHAME SHAME...... Well atleast it showed the world, that the USA's time as Law abiding Country is officially gone, what a shame to whitness -.-

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  • The impeachment was all a show just like the Capitol riot. You're pathetic if you think baseless claims makes it reasonable to impeach a president. Tell the truth liberals watching this, you just didnt like Trump because of how he spoke. He had good policies but your favorite talk show that you get all your news from didnt like Trump so you jumped on the hate bandwagon.

  • The polls against Trump aren't even accurate.

  • SEE WHO THE ORANGE MAN REALY IS. ismem.info/for/v-deo/1qrCbZmn08ebfn4.html

  • Honestly, because of this acquittal I will never trust or vote for a Republican again...

  • How does America NOT have a provision for the likes of an ass like 45?!? We seriously suck, complete inconpetence and inefficiency

  • Stay mad you Puppet.

  • Trump alway got away F......u Mitch . Nice job Mitch and you kissed Trump’s ASS to keeps your crooked job .

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  • America. You joke

  • If he. Is. Going to aquited, why you. Stated. The. Case. In. The. First Place. And. Waste. Taxpayers. Money?

  • Trevor Noah actually did more to incite riots. When will he face charges?

  • if he is a private citizen why they keep passing laws he proposed before he left office??? should those be dropped too?

  • This is such a garbage iteration of the daily show. Amateur youtube editorials with hackneyed voices.

  • What a crock. He's not of the two headed Wall Street owned two party system which is why he's so reviled by career politicians and loved by a wide cross section of the population.

    • Lowest approval rating of any president ever...Also not Wall Street owned? Bahahahahahahaha. He's the poster child for Wall Street cronyism.

  • Trevor Noah, you are almost as Fake as Kamala Harris....almost.

  • Destroy half the world because of freedom and democracy (oil), couldn’t condemn a despicable loser, Well done MERICA’ you are A winner ! What a joke !

  • It proves the amerikkkan justice system is bs... it proves that law enforcement has a fake sense of “fear of safety” when it comes to policing minority communities. It proves that the republican party are definitely the BIGGEST hypocrites in u.s. history and are pro-trump vs pro country ..... it proves that shit aint fair......and has never been💯💯

  • Mitch Mclownell...that is all I have to say.

  • Damn what does a president had to do to get impeached? I'm no us citizen but give me half a million and i'm gonna be your next president. 4years later i gonna have my first billion founded by the us taxes.

  • Don't worry y'all, you'll get him in 2080 🙌

  • We really live in a strange phase in history

    • The most prosperous , divided and with the time to revert back to pre-climate change and still we disregard it. Smh

  • What about Biden who called out Trump for his execution orders then signs more executive orders on his first day than Trump signed in four years? You never cover facts like these piesgevriet

    • Most of Biden's executive orders so far are undoing Trump's ones that screwed us over in foreign policy, diplomatic relations with allies, global trade, domestic policy, *pandemic response and control,* health care standards, employment numbers, energy policy, freedom of information, and so on. Yeah Biden could have fixed this with legislation, but why take years to undo shit that was done in minutes? Context matters. In this context it's Biden fixing his predecessor's phenomenally stupid decisions. It's not just a problem with quantity, there's also quality to look at. Of which Trump's orders shouldn't have been treated as legal, they should have been treated as toilet paper.

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  • "I never met a man so ignorant, that I couldn't learn something from him." Galileo died before meeting Mitch McConnell.

  • Trump 2024 let’s go baby!

  • Yeah cuz being morally responsible for something bad is gonna suddenly make trump a better person

  • Trevor where are the Biden jokes? Spent 5 years mocking Trump, get some new material

  • Trump is untouchable. No consequences. No accountability. The trickle down effect continues. Grab an umbrella, they pissin on us and saying it's raining.

  • My mom says she likes watching your show segments but she said she doesn't like the cussing so much :(

  • So is this line of thinking going to be applicable for everything now? Can I steal a bunch of shit from my place of work and then quit?

  • 2:46 someone's tummy is rumbling in the background 🤣

  • Kentucky sure is proud of their senator I bet

  • “MoST biPaRtISaN vOtE”. I hate that. That is a problem within itself! Your party alliance shouldn’t dictate whether you follow the law or not. The fuck?