Unpacking the Capitol Riot & Four Years of Trump’s Bulls**t | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Birt 19 jan 2021
New information comes out about the Capitol riot, Fox News pundits defend the rioters, Lindsey Graham takes a stand against President Trump but then backtracks, and Republicans call for unity. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DonaldTrump
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  • Did he start this off with” aunts and uncles” 💀

  • 2:43 - Why is that person's face pixelated? Aren't they participating in a criminal activity?

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  • Why doesn't he talk about the 250 known antifa members inside the capitol on January 6th? or is he getting paid not to 🤔 my profile picture is inside the US Capitol next to the shooting 😲🤔

  • mass psychosis and crisis are just so fun to watch

  • Every one spam “miss me with that bullsh#t” in trump supporters comment replies.

  • I agree that there seems to be more sh!t republicans in congress now, but both sides have corrupt members. Pelosi is f#cking corrupt. She's gotten pre-IPO stock offerings multiple times. This is legal insider trading. It should be illegal. Her and McConnel are 2 of the biggest problems in congress. McConnel is a spineless coward, and Pelosi just negotiated the shittiest deal mankind has ever seen. Trump offered 1.8 trillion in Covid relief in July. She declined and wanted 4.5 trillion for a bill that was stuffed with all kind s of non Covid related pork. Then she ended up settling in December for 900 billion. Who comes out of a negotiation with HALF of what the other party originally OFFERED? "I'll give you 20 for that hat." "No, you'll give me 50". "Ok, I'll give you 10 for it." "Sounds great, sold." She's a f#cking idiot. The entire American population was stuck in limbo for 8 months becasue of her and McConnel. Fire them!

  • Exactly. I don't entirely disagree with the mob. They're right about one thing... The US government is corrupt, and the center of it is congress. But they have the wrong leader in Trump, and they don't know how to actually build a new system. They just complain. I complain, and I actually can build a new system. If you're going to take over the capitol, you better have a plan to create a new government or change the existing government. Personally, I would just amend it and update it. A lot of it works, but a lot doesn't, and I'll support those who want to see it updated if they actually have plans and are serious about getting it done. A good start would be: -Term limits for congress -Public funded elections -Lobbying reform to make any sort of kickbacks or donations to campaign illegal Those 3 things alone would solve 50% or more of out corrupt congress problem. Next... E-Voting: Every federal official position is voted on by the general population via phone app E-Voting system. I laid out the details of exactly how you create the E-Voting system on twitter. Your pone notifies you of an upcoming vote, then during a certain time frame you actually cast your vote. We can still have small in person centers for those without phones. And, once you have E-Voting, guess what? You don't need representatives anymore. What do representatives do? They represent you. Why do we need them? We don't. That system was established when votes literally had to be brought to state capitols via horse and buggy, then the reps went to Washington to cast their votes for the people. We can represent ourselves now, and we can do it in a couple hours with E-Voting. One server could crunch all the voting data, for the entire country, in seconds. And... once you have E-Voting, voting on all federal positions becomes super easy and efficient. Attorney General? E-Voting. Head of EPA? E-Voting. Defense Secretary? Etc, etc.... E-Voting. Notification of upcoming vote on your phone. Voting opens and you vote. Servers crunch numbers, and results are certified. Popular vote wins. Done. Fast, convenient, simple. We could also do mid-term follow up votes. Official gets voted in. Half way through their term, a job performance vote is taken, and if their performance is below 50%, the runner up gets the job for the remainder of the term. Who of you, doesn't ever get evaluated in your job performance? None of you. We all get performance reviews unless we're entrepreneurs. Why should a congress person get a pass for 2 years on this? They shouldn't. This sh!t is so easy to fix form a logical standpoint. I could come up with a solution for every single one of our major problems. The hard part, is getting 300 million people to realize that we deserve better, and that there are definitely better ways of running our government available to us. Please push this up. I'm serious about this stuff. I want it to gain some traction and get the word out. I have never heard anyone talk about E-Voting. It boggles my mind that this hasn't been discussed yet. It's so f#cking obvious.

  • Crazy how people want to protest against their still in the election and yet the whole last year riots and looting and bombing went on all the liberal cities and they were called mostly peaceful the hypocrisy is disgusting and unbelievable go America

  • I...Trevor, a president has already made a habit to use the bathroom during meetings. Like literally had briefs while on the toilet. And purposely had first meetings with foreign dignitaries while swimming in the nude because he thought the size of his *parts* would intimidate them.....

  • Does anyone else notice how Lindsey Graham looks up above the camera like he's reading every word? What a lemming.

  • We all want a repeat

  • Miss Trevor with that BS.

  • You say miss me with this bullshit but you know what.. I understand that black lives matter but my opinion don't; with this said for me you have no political credibility till at least you adress the FBI investigation against the Frauden family where Joe is being pointed as the "Big man". Till that happen I will just see you as another biased leftist who don't want to adress what the core of democrats are doing to this country and that prefer to look the other way; now that's some bullshit

  • You always have good info

  • Patriotic well loving Americans he’s funny 😄

  • I love this guy😂

  • Myanmar riot is somewhat inspired by the capitol hill riot. The reason is the army claim that the election is a fraud. If USA is able to show they don't do the riot. There will be lesser chance that Myanmar army started.

  • From now on! He is my new favorite reporter!

  • [Racism and Whyte Supremacy: A Global Pandemic.] To say that people are unaware of their racist views and all around backwards thinking is giving them a pass on their behavior. They're highly aware, that's why they're doing what they're doing, voting they way they're voting, etcetera. [Racist Whyte People] are very aware and in every level of society. Trump not being impeached is proof of that. Trump not being impeached is also proof that whyte supremacy is a mentality that will not go away quietly into the night. The riots are also proof of that too. Whyte people know exactly what they're doing; they've behaved this way for centuries and have gone around the globe spreading whyte supremacy, racism and classicism, globally! Here's why, and these next words come from the brilliant mind of Dr Frances Cress Welsing an African American psychologist and academic; "whyte people behave and have behaved this way for genetic survival." Whyte people know they're the minority, east asians too, because they too practice isolationism and racism. They know most of the world is melenated/brown skinned. They know they will be genetically wiped out if they mix with other race's especially the so called black and brown people of this world. They are genetic recessive, they fully understand this. This is why we have Whyte supremacy and oppression, globally. This is why east Asians stay to themselves, have you payed attention to their behavior as well? They'll mix with the European knowing the European thinks less of them but the skin, the skin is whyte! So it's kinda easy to overlook the hatred when someone of either race crosses over; at least he/she wasn't black ir brown, right? This planet could very easily become completely Africanoid in it's genetic make up within 100 years. Black people are genetically dominant and they, along with other non melenated people, completely and totally understand that. Big question. Does this mean we'll never see a peaceful, united planet? Probably won't. Because people seem to be okay with being defined by race and ethnicity. I'm this, I'm that, our tradition this, our custom that. Even if the world turned completely brown and black with all the various and beautiful shades within it. People would find a reason to fight. Because people suck!!!!!!! -The End ☺

  • wtf in going on in amerca?

  • people so dumb lol

  • Those types of people that stormed the Capital Building were showing up at peaceful protests in Atlanta for the BlackLivesMatter rallies as soon as the peaceful protest permit expired. They were driving at people and instigating violence during peaceful protests with kids involved. Idiots!

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  • Like die hard in heels 👠 Nancy takes out the insurrectionists one by one! Yippee ki yay MAGA’ f***ers!

  • You took it too far when you left Europe and brought your evil. Nothing but hatred death and destruction from you ever since you landed...from Uranus 😠

  • Take your ass back to South Africa 🇿🇦

  • This may be funny to some for me the same people who keep this going is paying the person speaking salary..

  • Wow the Republican s are the real racist

  • Get real, this wasn't an insurrection. This was just as much of an idiotic LARP as the CHAZ. If it wasn't it'd take more than one woman getting shot to stop it. Also it was 1 cop that died.

    • @The Great Lord Derptah Very well, as long as you're consistent enough to call CHAZ a rebellion.

    • None of that matters. They stormed the capitol. That is the definition of insurrection.

  • the one thing dumber than pro tramp people pro turmp rioters

  • @TrevorNoah you used a 20 year old quote and made it popular again. Miss me with that BS!.... I haven't heard or used it in so long....it almost sounded brand new. Lol

  • The real-est realist realistically alive today. Trevor Noah

  • 0:52 Me: wait they don't know how to read.

  • Trump is no president, even if he has been a fake "president", leaving his responsibility totally. Now as a gang leader. Is it impossible to exclude him from the Republican party-??

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  • Atleast there was no violence in Hong Kong it was like a gang fight between police and protesters

  • Fuck off Reps, reptiles, whatever the fuck u are!

  • It's ok for BLM to riot.

  • “Gently guiding his hips from behind”...Jaysus! Writers- that’s a slam dunk wrapped inside a home run and deep fried in a Hail Mary touchdown! Bravo!

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  • I love how this is what they show about the capital riot (which yes, was very bad) but when they talk about blm riots...actually they dont talk about it. ALSO PENCE? THEY SAID WERE HANGING PENCE? AND YOU SAY THAT WE'RE APART OF A CULT?!? NO!! NOT. ALL. TRUMPIES. ARE. LIKE. THIS. STOP BRAINWASHING PEOPLE. AHHHHH

    • Hahaha these group of people were very tamplate and stereotypical. And my condolonces to the officers who lost their live in duty

  • You finally see the light, fellow Trevor. You are righteously angry now. Right on..but, don't think that us proles have forgotten what you said about how ex-president Obama can make millions in speaking fees just because he was a person of color! You need to come out of the capitalist closet and say it straight that it is a war by the rich against the poor that is the poison that is killing this country and this world. Socialism or Barbarity!

    • Hahaha these group of people were very tamplate and stereotypical. And my condolonces to the officers who lost their live in duty

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    • i love how President Tr5ump loathes "political correctness"....BS that needs to Go !!!

  • who is here after 2nd impichment

  • Who's the freak with the horns

  • You right Trevor

  • Well done babish?

  • Everyone: throwing shit

  • Miss me with that bullshit

  • "No one should die a virgin" -noah

  • So truth what Trevor said about social medias. They had four years to ban Trump and other fascists from their platforms, but they didn't do it, because hate is profitable for them. But now that Trump is gone and the riot happened, all of a sudden they care? Yeah, no, fuck off...

  • AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • So if these people were Black would they have been killed? Makes one wonder...Dummies, Where's Trump? Fools! Lindsey Graham..twister, political gain. We have been had...USA

  • Wow a riot that took the capital happened on my birthday

  • our children are bombarded with media trash!

  • i love how President Tr5ump loathes "political correctness"....BS that needs to Go !!!

  • Hahaha these group of people were very tamplate and stereotypical. And my condolonces to the officers who lost their live in duty

  • no consequence for Donald Trump. Expect this every other president to be happening

  • I just left America 2 years ago. WTF happened?

    • they should get punish! this is act of terrorist

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  • Trump Family Legacy is over!

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  • “Gently guiding his hips from behind”...Jaysus! Writers- that’s a slam dunk wrapped inside a home run and deep fried in a Hail Mary touchdown! Bravo!

  • Hey, @FBI at least 2.8k that disliked this video could be connected to the insurrection at the Capitol.

  • 😄 No one should have to die a virgin.

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  • Fox news have openly supported the terorists and somehow they are still working? How is this even possible?

  • No one should die a virgin

  • To this day I still can not believe this idiot really has been the US president - legally. I still remember the day he got elected and it felt like April fools ever since. Like the US is one big trashy reality TV show. This is so sad to watch from the distance.

  • What a two faced sob and your whole GDP. This is not the America i recognize

  • It's funny how 4 years ago, republicans were laughing at democrats for losing and saying they were crying and everything. Then when they lose, they do this. Wtf were they imagining 4 years ago.

  • they should get punish! this is act of terrorist

  • The Capitol Riot .Most of Them in Federal Prison. And Others Going Too.Good Bye No More Laughing.

  • I can’t believe trumpies still think the election was stolen

  • What u going on about! Forgot Kristalnacht? Them were real dangerous Killed 6 million pll including kids YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING fascism??, Google

  • 3:34 ya because every criminal streams their rape or murder, we still need cops dweeb

  • Trying to over throw the Government...These are treasonous acts! Had this been done in the 1400s .. 1500s all parties involved would have been be headed and this would have been a White House Massacre!!!

  • This whole thing looks like the confused and frustrated response of a gaggle of disillusioned voters when they can't get what they came for -- they can't get a Leader who gives a Dang about us Americans -- his supporters... they can't get any kind of meaningful legislation that will deal with the abuses being inflicted on us all by the bozos we voted into office. It's all a very sorry mess....

    • So do I, they can miss me as well.👍👍👍👍👍for Trevor Noah

  • Who watches this? Putting the reporting aside, this show is terrible and Noah is not even funny! Miss Stewart.

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  • Starting a fight and asking others to calm down? It's Gaslighting 101 for abusers.

  • Pence was on the flight list of Epstein

  • The police let them in.

  • Yes, very much so!!

  • you don't know anything about politics

    • literally hates everyone in government, let's become a government while we're at it.

  • how u like the new potus u load mouth

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  • You not relevant Trevor. Comment on your own country instead.

  • The unmasked "patriots" breaking and entering a federal building to lynch our elected officials over a lie, then posting on line. Not the sharpest knives in the drawer. 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • Well it's official , idiocracy is definitely here 😁😆😜

  • Trevor is so good on his own! Social distancing ... making it work.

  • So do I, they can miss me as well.👍👍👍👍👍for Trevor Noah

  • I understand" black women was gunned down" Before she got to the White House... A hundred and something people ... Get in the White House .... How ? Nothing will ever change white is right and black is ....

    • taxpayers stimulus money 💰. How many Trillions of dollars have been spent?

  • Please miss me wit that bulls#*t!!!

  • Nancy dipped i would of too

  • But not all people take pics defunding the police is great also he didn’t say They were law abiding Americans he said they were true Americans, in the civil war most democrats supported slavery don’t mess with me with that bullshit so I guess you like slavery

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  • literally hates everyone in government, let's become a government while we're at it.